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| 2008.11.08 19:48:31 | |
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Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. Outside a farm: HORSE MANURE: $1 PER PRE-PACKED BAG -.25 CENTS DO-IT-YOURSELF. In a laundry, on each washing machine: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. On a church door: THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE BY THIS DOOR. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use the side door) Outside a photographer''s studio: OUT TO LUNCH; IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO. Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME. In a cleaner''s window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF. In a health food shop: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS. In a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR In a hotel during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN''T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR. In a farmer''s field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT BE AWARE THAT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (Please knock hard on the door -- the bell doesn''t work) In an office building washroom: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. 
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| Scouts to get advice on safe sex |
| 2008.10.25 14:40:25 | |
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It has been reported today that the Scout movement is to give sex advice to its young members. Not sure about anyone else but I wonder, do Scouts actually know what sex is and do they really need to be this prepared. OK, I know that the Scout movements motto is Be Prepared but is this not taking things too far? What are your thoughts on this, is it wrong or is it something that needs to be done.
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| Hello |
| 2008.10.06 15:43:59 | |
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Hello I am holly the owner of this website. I hope that everyone enjoys using the functions here. I will add mor to my blog here in time. Be Happy.
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